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We hope you enjoy your eternity with us!
Rooms are a mandatory 130 USD/night due in full at the time of check-in.
All persons atempting to pay in Bitcoin, GBP, or .jpgs of monkeys smoking pipes and wearing sailor hats/neckerchiefs
will be sent directly to the organ incineration department for immediate re-education and screenshotting.
Thank you for your eternal cooperation!
HERE'S SOME COMPLIMENTARY MUSIC FOR YOUR STAY! ^.^
